Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there