What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic