What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."