What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.