What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.