Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic