Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.