Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic