Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.