Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.