Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.