Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.