Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.