Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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The penguin who pushed him!

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.