Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !