Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !