How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !