How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !