How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !