What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.