What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.