What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.