What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.