What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.