Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
You dye a little on the inside.
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
Some day you will be red!
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
A StayGosaurus
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
A: Pretty hot
Natalie Wood.
The Samsung Note 7
Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
An Allahgy
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
