Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Cold turkey
And he goes: " rrrrRough "
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
Baked Yazidi
Natalie Wood.
Let me out"
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
They both love stoning women.
A raceist
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
Vachina Town
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.