What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town