Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Like what if you find a penny
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
A high-jacker.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.
So that he can sneak up on mice !
An unaware wolf.
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
