What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.