What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !