What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !