Brothel Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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What does milk and brothels have in common?

Whore-moans!

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

whore d'oeuvres

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Why did the John leave the Brothel?

He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

Why did the chicken run out of the brothel?

Whore moans.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why do endocrinologists visit brothels?

Because they are interested in whore moans.

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How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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