Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!