Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!