Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.