Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.