Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!