Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
From a well, actually...
When it's piping hot.
He cured them.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
for drinking and deriving
Because only he could pull it off.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A 20 dollar bill
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
One child in ten buckets.
The bucket
A duck. ... with hiccups.
A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?