How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !