How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

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Squash one and deal with the other later.

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He just shakes it off.