How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!