How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Relieve Jokes More Relieve Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil