How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.