How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.