How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!