Relieve Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!