How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Calculus

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil