How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil