How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.