How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil