How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome