How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome