How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter