How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.