How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.