How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*