What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.