What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

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