What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.