What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus