What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!