What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Bruce Wayne Jokes More Bruce Wayne Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.