A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
Isn't this using the internet backwards
A Hot Cross Bunny
Because they can't even!
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There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
Bruce Wayne.