A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
A sanitary owl
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
A Man of many Cultures
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Because of his cowlick.