What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Bruce Wayne Jokes More Bruce Wayne Jokes

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale