What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Sorority Girl Jokes More Sorority Girl Jokes

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball