How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi...

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...