How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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He used base 3.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...