What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

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Full Marx

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto