What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!