What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

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What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree