Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!