Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.