Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg