Iceberg Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad