What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place?

Little Ceizures.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad