What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place?

Little Ceizures.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad