What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Epileptic Person Jokes More Epileptic Person Jokes

What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place?

Little Ceizures.