What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.