What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad