What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad