What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.