What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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