What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

3 12 Inch Jokes More 3 12 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.