What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

3 12 Inch Jokes More 3 12 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.