What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies