What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.