Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono