Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

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How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.