What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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