What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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