What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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a sourkraut

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation