What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation