What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation