What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?