What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?