What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on