Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture