Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture