Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture