Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture