Paddy O'Furniture!
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
One less drunken Irishman
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