What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture