What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Patio Furniture.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Paddy O'furniture

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Paddy O' furniture

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Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture