What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture