What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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She sat on it.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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Paint an endzone on it.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture