How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.