How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.