How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.