How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.