How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.