How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.