Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.