Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.