What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.