What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that