What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.