What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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