What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu