What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!