What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder