What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.