What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder