What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.