What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.