What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.