What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!