What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.