What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.