What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Human Bean Jokes More Human Bean Jokes

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans