Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do you call a whore famous among pickles?

A lady of dill repute.

This joke may have profanity.

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.