A lady of dill repute.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
A guard and hoes.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because the door was ajar!
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain