What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.