Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!