Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!