Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.