To keep their ankles warm.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
The chicken crossed it.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
To keep the flies off the fried chicken.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
