What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.